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Bits'n'BytesDenne side udgør det tilnærmelsesvist tekniske hjørne på denne hjemmeside (Jeg tillader mig i hvert fald at betegne computere som værende relativt teknisk betonede, om ikke andet så i mangel af forståelse for virkelig tekniske ting *GG*)Men denne side er altså tilegnet menneskets bedste ven (Og Nej! .. *G* ... Det er ikke hunden) , computeren også kaldet "puteren", "dyret", "comp'en" og slutteligt men ikke mindst vigtigt, "det-evigt-pengeslugende-altid-opgraderingsklare-forældede-bras-af-et-maskineri"! *GGG* Der vil her kunne forefindes småting, der på en eller anden måde er relateret til computere at gøre.
Nogle relevante overvejelser omkring computerens væsen (*fniiis*): Six reasons to prove that computers are female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 2. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 1. And the number one reason is: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. Five reasons to believe computers are male: 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. 3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. |
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